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One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !

Dear Bo$$ ,

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo $t de $perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need $ of u $ worker $ who have given $o much $ upport including $weat and $ ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re $pond $ oon.

Your$ $ incerely,
Norman $ oh

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :

Dear NOrman,

I kNO w you have been working very hard. NO wadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NO t doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading eco NO mists are NOt sure if the United States may go into a NOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NO thing more to add NOw. You k NOw what I mean .
Yours truly,
Manager